Dearly Departed.

Plebeian pleasures that only appealed to me in passing moments, idiots so ignorant that were unworthy of my romance. Your failure to ignite the incandescence of my incense, was enough for me to protest, and forget about your pretense. Rapidly realized that you were not ever all that rare, like a steak well done, your time was over before you could claim that you had won. Failed to stun, although you never left home without your glue gun. Glitter was your weapon, but your love was just a rerun. I chose myself instead, refused to settle for passive aggression and its lack of pleasure. I am a treasure, solid gold; a diamond surrounded by casual, catatonic coal. Carefully consoled, I chose to hold myself in closer context, you exacerbated my existence, punished me with your persistence whilst alienating my own assistance. I am the master, you were the muse, when it's all over, get up and leave; you've been used. I only need me, your impermanence transparent; as you tried to tempt me, as if it were inherent. I have conquered chaos, triumphed typhoons, meandered mountains, and micromanaged the moon. You are a buffoon to think that I would trade it all for you, for someone that consistently bites off more than they can chew. If challenge was your child, it would already be dead; nauseated by knowledge, you chose indolent ignorance instead. I am one in a million, a star in my own right yet with you I falter, and my lustre is never as bright; so for me to settle for someone of your stature should have made me feel outright contrite. Cognition concealed, revelations revealed, it becomes clearer to me with each new day that I was out of your playing field. In a league of my own, I play for one team, and it is mine; I am no longer inclined to feel the need to be perpetually entwined. We may have wined, dined, and reclined only to make me see that I am far too refined, for you. You have been give the pink slip without the option of resign. Today, I only choose me, myself, and I. You are not unlike the dearly departed, as you have been declined.