Reaching for a light switch as it
transforms into a ferocious beast,
words fly from my chaotic mind,
at record speed, then slip out
from between artificial teeth.
I boil water in egg yolk,
then eat a banana peel,
put my pants on backwards,
and fail to separate what's fake
from what I once knew to be real.
Elvis wails as Ella croons
inside my head, the whole day through,
and I sit, confused about the way
that Billie Holiday could somehow
sing the colour blues.
Horns outside my window transport
me back to safari elephants,
as I become convinced that they've
returned to give me a taste
of my own medicine.
In my return to innocence,
where everything old is new,
I stop to smell the flour,
for life is far too short to spend
each day retightening loose screws.